shave that ice

Spoiler alert:

I went to Hawaii and fell in love with shave ice.

Also.

Not so much a spoiler as the absolute truth.

Also also once upon a time my bestie drove down to the great valley to party hearty.

And it was, indeed, a hearty party.

But wouldn't you know,

my camera died.

So there is no photographic evidence from me.

But not to worry,

my bestie got some good ones.

Also.

Remember how I'm really awkward?

Ahem.

Yeah, me, too.

Um.

Hello.

You should watch this video.

Hilarious, right?

My sister showed it to me during dinner the other day and I was crying.

Crying, I tell you.

Crying hard.

Crying hard with laughter.

I think I love it so much because I identify.

I also have emotional...hang-ups.

I respond to one emotion: happiness.

Anything else and I fall apart.

:)

Hilarious.

dooby dooby doo

So...
I'm at work.
shhhhhhh

And here are a couple things on my mind.

Um.
Hello, bestie.
Pollo really is dead.
It is trying to kill me while I drive via carbon monoxide poisoning.
Not cool,
not cool.
So...
I'm trying to figure out how to make it to you.
And this will happen.
Because it's been months.
Months, man.
That's not okay.

Dear Hawaii,
I like you.
Like you a lot.
It might be love.

Hawaiian shave ice.
Let me eat you every day.
Please?

Dear Wardies,
I am struggling.
Struggling, I say.

Dear everyone,
I'm still up for moving to Hawaii,
and from the response I received, a few of you are as well.
Let's go.

Dahudes.

Let's move to Hawaii and be hippies, kay?

Details to come.

Also.
I have 430 unread items in my google reader.
HA!
Yeah.
Right.

this is what packing looks like

It looks like I'm really successful, huh?

Rachael Ray and Psych.

Too bad the suitcase is still lying empty on the floor. 

Ah, well.

I've got a whole day tomorrow to pack.

things i have learned from pinterest...

1.  I wish I was skinny and rich so I could buy a lot of clothes.

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2.  These so-called "taste good detox smoothies" actually taste delicious.

Source: theglitterguide.com via Ashley on Pinterest

3.  Confession: I am one of those people who has a pinboard full of wedding stuff.

And I am not getting married.

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4.  I am not a tree.

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5.  Psych is the best show ever.

Oh, wait.

I already knew that.

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6.  Those mug cakes that everyone loves and repins?

Blegh.

So not good.

I would rather make the large cake in the oven and eat every bite, thank you very much.

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7.  Word.

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dear peeps,

Dear Pacific Ocean,
Soon I will be gliding along your waves.
Don't let us crash like the Mediterranean Sea did in Italy, kay?
Sincerely,
super stoked!

Dear Man I wrote a letter to 7 years ago,
Um.
Hello.
We are now in the same ward.
I hope you don't remember me.
Sincerely,
sheepish

Dear Psych,
A month, man.
Only one more month!
I am so sttoked.
Sincerely,
the extra "t" is for talent

Dear Cousins,
Remember how I stayed at your house until 2:00 in the morning
and forced you to stay up?
Sorry about that.
Sincerely,
I hope I'm still your fave.  :)
P.S. Rick Buck is in your ward!

Dear Rick Buck,
HA!!!!!
You're totally in my cousins' ward!
Oh my stars.
Laughter fills my soul.
Sincerely,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dear Wardies,
Hmmm.
That's about it.
Sincerely,
yup.

Dear L-town Peeps,
I think we should play.
Sincerely,
serious longing going on here

Dear Gidget,
Pretty sure you're hilarious.
Sincerely,
I should learn to surf.